Funny things about humans-A thread for hamsters

[Member ID2]

Yes and then imagine him ballet dancing.
Bernard

 

[RainbowBrite]

The bad news is, Tapper actually wears leggings although he refers to them as running tights.

 

[Member ID2]

Orko, we Robos don't need running tights. We can run fast by ourselves.
Bernard

 

[RainbowBrite]

Well we are superior. He needs running trainers and we don't need that either.

 

[Member ID2]

Humans will never get anywhere fast with only two legs and they fall over because their legs are too long. Some humans look like they've been stretched! Finley

 

[RainbowBrite]

Humans put clothes on food! Tapper puts dresses on salad and a jacket on a potato. He better not try and put clothes on me.

 

[elusive]

How totally bizarre they are! They try to arrange marriages for their food too, I heard Mum say tofu marry Nade, why would tofu want to marry Nade whoever that is?!

 

[Member ID2]

Yesterday Big Nose said to Whiskers 'I'll catch you later'.
Huh? How does she know that Whiskers is going to escape? And how is she going to catch him? Set a bucket trap?
Bernard

 

[RainbowBrite]

Poor whiskers. He must be held prisoner like you are.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Sometimes there is a horrible noise in the morning. Busy Body says 'Oh no, not the leaf blower again'. So humans like to blow leaves about? Why on earth do they want to do this and why are their mouths so noisy when it happens.

 

[RainbowBrite]

I heard about something called 'Spring Cleaning'. I am utterly appalled. This means humans only clean their homes in the spring. How disgusting.

 

[Maz]

I heard about something called grass mowing. What a waste of all that grass! Why do they grow it if they're going to throw it away?

 

[Maz]

Why do humans have their nests on top of their cages? Up a ladder? I have found out how to get up that ladder and it's like they hide away sometimes in a place called UP STAIRS

 

[Member ID2]

Lilly: I watched Whiskers cut his hair and now he looks like an egg.

 

[Frida]

Albert - I bet I could have done a better job Lilly

 

[RainbowBrite]

Hello everybody. My name is Sprite and I have just moved into a new home. I thought I was the only animal here but I heard one of the humans talking and there is a frog who lives in her throat. I hope that does not mean less food for me.

 

[Maz]

Ha ha Rainbow - that did make me laugh!

Pip - you think you've got problems with frogs. I had to be evacuated because a moth went in my cage apparently. I didn't like it. But then I did like it, and then I got moved back again. And now I have plastic windows

 

[Coco61]

Frogs in garden pond - those pesky humans interfered with our home this morning. He cut back the lilies growing in our home which we like hiding in and trimmed back the over hanging tree that provides shade. We heard her saying that the rain must be allowed to reach into the pond as the water level has been low. Why would humans want rain getting into a home?? At least they put some more water in though so that was an improvement. Hope they leave us alone now.

 

[RainbowBrite]

So, I found out a lamb lives here too. I was given some of their lettuce. I am not very keen on this lettuce so I guess it is okay for the lamb to live here as long as they only eat the lettuce.

 

[Member ID2]

Lilly: humans have strange names. Beryl's best friend is called Cardboard.