Hamster General Election

So Socks has been in the thick of it with his campaign. To avoid confusion and media spin, he has been writing his own press releases and sending them to news outlets. Things were going well until he made a typo about gambolling lambs and suddenly the cell phone was ringing off the hook. Farmers were worried about the morals of their sheep and the risks of smoking in the barn. Supermarkets' profit margins teetered. Sheep were indignantly asking how one or two innocent card games could be regarded as a crime. 🐑🐏🐑 Sheepdogs were concerned about unruly behaviour and so on. It's a business and a half, this hampaigning, a business and a half 📳🌰🥜🍎
 
I was thinking of putting up a sustainable Socks powered fan connected to Socks' wheel as he runs in the hot weather, but probably a bit less than on cooler nights.
 
Yes Raffy has got a bit bored with campaigning and seems to want to just have fun. He says he’s looking forwards to the party after it’s all over. The polls show that all the Hamster candidates are doing very well in their regions.

After the election Raffy plans to ask all hamsters to sign a letter to say what changes need to be implemented within the next year.
 
Mom and the gin gins have fallen off the wagon a bit ☺️ I put ordinary smelly pine shavings into their cage while trying to decide which bedding to use. Socks is suggesting we come clean in this and the gin gins are suggesting hushing it up. Oh dear, which to choose😄
 
The shavings are very nice, I have to admit. But I need to find phenol free ones. They need to be soft enough for the gin gins to walk on without abrading their feet.
 
Blossom is most disillusioned and disappointed with this election business...she thought that when she was taking on the leadership of the 'All you can do is chew party', that she would actually be having a party 🥳 🎉 She still remembers that she had cheese for her birthday party and is wondering where the cheese is??!!?? 🧀 She is thinking of adding a new policy to her hammyfesto...more cheese for all!
 
I can see a coalition forming between all the hamsters on this and other issues, seats will be swinging I fear! Humans look out!
 
Pete is practising doing campaign walkabouts and after discovering climbable curtains considering adding a law against any man made slippy fibres go green go natural on his hamifesto
 
Too right Pete! Humans shouldn't make curtains out of slippery material - you tell them. So we all need to campaign for hemp curtains :)
 
Sounds like Pete has found a campaign he can properly get his claws into! ❤️
 
Blossom is very busy in her cage this evening…has been since she had her tea a couple of hours ago! She informs me that she is busy getting ready for the election tomorrow 👍
 
A coalition is a great idea as most hamsters will be asleep while the poling booths are open and then too busy eating / nest building / exercising to count the votes 😉
 
I think our hammies are mostly in agreement on what's important :-)
 
A coalition is a great idea as between them all I think they have most important aspects of hamster care covered and are in agreement on the main issues 👍
 
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