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- Points
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So Socks has been in the thick of it with his campaign. To avoid confusion and media spin, he has been writing his own press releases and sending them to news outlets. Things were going well until he made a typo about gambolling lambs and suddenly the cell phone was ringing off the hook. Farmers were worried about the morals of their sheep and the risks of smoking in the barn. Supermarkets' profit margins teetered. Sheep were indignantly asking how one or two innocent card games could be regarded as a crime. ![Ewe :sheep: 🐑](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f411.png)
![Ram :ram: 🐏](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f40f.png)
Sheepdogs were concerned about unruly behaviour and so on. It's a business and a half, this hampaigning, a business and a half ![Vibration mode :vibration_mode: 📳](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4f3.png)
![Chestnut :chestnut: 🌰](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f330.png)
![Peanuts :peanuts: 🥜](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f95c.png)
![Red apple :apple: 🍎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f34e.png)
![Ewe :sheep: 🐑](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f411.png)
![Ram :ram: 🐏](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f40f.png)
![Ewe :sheep: 🐑](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f411.png)
![Vibration mode :vibration_mode: 📳](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f4f3.png)
![Chestnut :chestnut: 🌰](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f330.png)
![Peanuts :peanuts: 🥜](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f95c.png)
![Red apple :apple: 🍎](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f34e.png)