Hamster jokes

[Maz]

This is a joke section but please keep jokes suitable - either cute or interesting and not gross.

 

[Maz]

Why did the hamster leave his job?

 

[RainbowBrite]

I dont know. Why did the hamster leave his job?

 

[Maz]

Because he was discontent with the celery (salary)

 

[Maz]

What happens once in a minute, only once on every hamster, but only happens once in a million years?

 

[RainbowBrite]

What happens once in a minute, only once on every hamster, but only happens once in a million years?

No idea.

 

[Maz]

The letter m

 

[Maz]

What’s brown, furry and dangerous?

 

[Lovelyness]

Umm…a hamster on a motorbike

 

[Maz]

Yes!

 

[Lovelyness]

Yes!