Song Titles/Lyrics (Hamster version)

I once had a meatball (Orko ft unknown)

I once had a green pea
All covered in skin
I lost my poor green pea
When I did a big sniff

It rolled off the house roof
And down a big hole
And then my poor green pea
Was under some stuff

It rolled in my forage
As if under a bush
And then my poor green pea
Was nothing but mush
 
My partner wrote this for Orko's birthday and made the single cover.
Earth Song (Michael Jackson ft Orko)

To coincide with Orko's birthday, he has released his new single:


EARTH SONG

what about insects
what about seeds
what about all the things
you said we need

what about cheesecake
what about crumble
what about all these things
I heard you mumble

did you ever stop to wonder
if we would want some too
sometimes you humans
I think that you have no clue

ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

what have you done to us?
look what you've done!
all the sweeties
that you've hidden from us!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I used to dream
I used to glance beyond the bars
now I don't know
where you hid it all

ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Single cover:
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Strangers in the night (Frank Sinatra ft Bernard and Finley)

Robo's in the night
Racing on their wheels
Wond'ring in the night
What were the chances
We'd be sharing a home
Before the night was through?

Smelling another robo was so inviting
Smelling another robo was so exciting
Something in our hearts told us
We are going to be loved and happy
 
Paint it black (Rolling Stones ft Orko)

I see a piece of bedding out of place
And I want it tidied up
No mess any more
I want them to be cleaned up

I see the humans walk by
Dropping crumbs everywhere
I have to turn my head
Until my dismay goes


I see a line of seeds but one is out of place
And they're all neat apart from one
With all my hard work
But one was moved by a human

I've seen Busy Body making the bed without hospital corners
And quickly look away
What an awful human
It just happens everyday

I wanna see it cleaned up
Tidied up
Swept away
Spotlessly cleaned
I wanna see the mess
Blotted out from my world
I wanna see it tidy, tidy, tidy
Tidied up, yeah
 
Space Oddity (David Bowie ft Finely and Orko)

Robo Orko to Robo Finley
Robo Orko to Robo Finley
Lock your seeds up and go in your obs hide

Robo Orko to Robo Finley
Commencing countdown to Big Nose coming home
Detach from your wheel and hide

This is Robo Orko to Robo Finley
You've really stopped her seeing you
And the robos want to know how you do this
But it's time to run and write your hiding list


This is Robo Finley to Robo Orko
I've learned Big Nose's home times
And I'm hiding in the most wonderful way
As the humans will be home today
 
Dont you want me (Human League fr Orko)

You were sad not having any animal in your life
When I met you
I came into your life, taught you all about robos
And turned you around
Turned you into someone obsessed with me
Now nine months later you cannot believe how lucky you are to have me
Loving me has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's me who who made you feel this way
And I can avoid you and make you miss me too.

Wont, Wont you stop spying on me?
You know I can't believe it when you say you will stop
Wont. Wont you stop spying on me?


You know I don't believe you when you say you need to make sure I am well.
It's much too late to get you to stop
When you think you've got used to me
You'd better change it back or I will make you sorry
Wont you stop spying on me, Busy Body?
Wont you stop watching me? Oh!
Wont you stop taking pictures?
Wont you stop recording too? Oh!
 
These are so funny!

This song always goes through my head, when Jas is running on her wheel, so I thought I would have a go:

I get Around (Beach Boys ft Jas)

Run, run, get a run, I get a run,
Yeah, get a run, run, run, I get a run
I get a run, (get a run, run, I get a run)
On my wheel, (get a run, run, I get a run)
In my playpen too, (get a run, run, I get a run)
Gonna escape real soon, (get a run, run, I'm getting out)

I’m getting bugged running up and down the same old cage,
I gotta find a new place, where I'm not centre stage,

My owners and me, are getting real well known,
Yeah, but my owners never seem to want to leave me alone.
 
The Life I lead (Song from Mary Poppins ft Orko)

I feel a surge of deep satisfaction
Much as a robo astride his noble wheel
When I return from making my tunnels
How tidy is the life I lead!

I run my home precisely on schedule
At 21:58 I emerge from my nest
My checks are done making sure all is tidy
Consistent is the life I lead!

It's grand to be a robo in 2023
Porridge awaits me for breakfast
It's the age of cucumber
I'm the lord of my wheel
The humans are no big deal
I treat my humans
With a general distain
I rule here!
 
Leaving on a jet plane (or in a taxi) ft Raffy

My pouches are packed
I'm ready to hoard
I'm standin' here and feeling bored
I hate being woken up before it's late
But the dawn is breakin'
It's early morn
My taxi's waitin'
And blowin' its horn
I might just get to go and have
Some porridge on a plate
 
Leave me alone (Orko ft Michael Jackson)

Aaow
Hoo-hoo
I don't care what you talkin' bout, Busy Body
I don't care what you say
Don't you come walkin' beggin' back Busy Body
I don't care anyway

Time after time I let you take some photos
No excuses to make
Ain't no grapevine wood that I can't climb, Busy Body
All is going my way

Who's sorry now, Busy Body?
Don't you know
(And there's the choice that we make)
(And this choice you will take)
Who's laughin', Busy Body?

So just leave me alone
(Leave me alone, leave me alone)
Leave me alone
Leave me alone
(Leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone)
Leave me alone
Stop it
Just stop tryin to talk to me!

There was a time I used to allow you to talk to me
But who is sorry now?
You really annoyed me spot cleaning my cage
Now who is sorry now?
You got a way of making me feel so annoyed
I found out right away
Don't you come offering me pear and walnut
Don't you get in my way
 
Hold me close (Sprite ft David Essex)

Hold, me close but don't forget to give me a treat, oh no
I, yes I love treats and I think that you know
Do ya know
When human hands come shining
I then get a treat so start dining
So hold, me close don't let me go

Hold, me close but don't forget to give me a treat, oh no
You and me, yes with treats I will come to you each morning
Do you know
When I see treats so clearly
Its so good to have a yer, near me
So hold, me close don't let me go
 
You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties. (Sprite ft Jona Lewie)

I'm no good at ignoring sounds and I always get distracted
Enough to drive a hamster to topple on his wheel, I don't even squeal
I always leave my seed shells piled up
Piled up in the sand

Me and my human we argued and I tried to bite his hands
He tried to stop me jumping of his bed and I don't give in to such demands
I just wanted to run and jump of their bed
What am I supposed to do?

Then I have another human, I said that I like lots of mealworms
She would happily give me one but I ain't accepting that
This was at some rainy day
I had no luck with her

At last I stopped coming out in the day and got an extra whimzee,
she smiled and talked with me
We both got what we wanted

And now I've done my time tricking the humans
I've done my time tricking the humans
 
Beryl said:
Anybody up for this? More difficult maybe so i thought we could include lyrics as well.
Can relate to any hamster, not just ours, living or rainbow.

Example of lyrics:

The Wall (Pink Floyd ft Gertie)
I don't need no education,
I don't need no hamster ball.
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These are brilliant I've got an ear worm going on in my head now though 😀
 
I can't get no satisfaction (Sprite ft The Rolling Stones)

I can't get no extra treats
I can't get no extra treats
'Cause I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm foraging for seeds
When a human comes to my cage
He's telling me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no extra treats
I can't get no extra treats
'Cause I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm watchin' from my hide
And a human comes and tells me
How cute I can be
But, he can't be a hamster cos he don't eat mealworms
The same treats as me
I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I can't get no extra treats
I can't get no human reaction
'Cause I try, and I try, and I try, and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
 
Yesterday (Sprite ft The Beatles)

Yesterday all my treats seemed so far away.
Now it looks as though they're here to stay.
Oh, I believe in treats everyday

Suddenly, I'm not half the hamster I used to be.
There's a worry hanging over me.
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

Why are there no treats after I ate them?
I don't know, the human wouldn't say.
She did something wrong.
Now I long for yesterday.

Yesterday treats were so easy to find
Now I need a place to hoars them away
Oh, I believe in yesterday.
 
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