The Electric Hamster Orchestra

Yes he was - edited again lol. Scottie is the lead singer. Finley and Orko on guitar :-)
 
Looking forward to the other bands - Beryl you must have a band of your hamsters too!
 
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Looking forward to the other bands - Beryl you must have a band of your hamsters too!
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Beryl is thinking and that takes a while but there will be a band. I have this vision now of crazy Clarissa causing havoc on stage and smashing her guitar after doing acrobatics and headspins.
She monkeybarred at speed doing one paw turns and she stood on her head.
And Clive has this amazing range of vocals.
 
7even Dwarves
rock band

Clarissa - lead guitar (+ back up guitar in case she smashes one)

Betsy - singer (beautiful furry redhead)

Edwina - accustic flute (plays standing on one leg like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull but looks seductive)

Lilly - electric violin (dances wildly while playing)

Gertie - drums (earth mother with spiritual powers and stamina)

Ozzy - bass guitar and vocals (the quiet man who keeps Clarissa out of jail)

Romy - keyboard (nickname Magic Paws)


Songs

You Sniffed Me All Night Long (Shook)
AC/DC

White Hamster (Rabbit)
Jefferson Airplane

Sweet Hamster O' Mine (Child)
Guns N' Roses

A Song For Rodney (Jeffrey)
Jethro Tull

Hamster Of Tides (Master)
Lindsey Stirling
 
Wiltshire Herald

There has been an arrest at the concert of notorious rock band 7even Dwarves after their performance at Salisbury Playhouse.

Band member Clarissa Kunigunda von Hamsburg, a descendant of Austrian aristocracy has been taken into custody after an incident involving a guitar and sunflower seeds.

No further details available at this point of time.
 
Lol! What did they get up to?! Trashing the place I expect.
 
HIYA! Magazine

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by Pancake Panham
the man who knows the people you would like to know

7even Dwarves Clarissa von Hamsburg has been arrested for an alleged assault on rival band's The Rocking Robos lead singer Scott Roborovski.

Clarissa accused Scott of spiking her water with vitamins at an after concert party to rob her of her Beluga sunflower seeds.
Scott denied this stating that he had a very reliable supplier of sunflower seeds on speed dial and compared Clarissa to an overgrown mouse on a power trip.

An eye witness who wishes to remain anonymus claims that Clarissa then lost her infamous temper and attempted to assault Scott with her guitar but was carried away screeching by her band mate and body guard Ozzy Osham.

Police were called by two 300g Syrian Security guards who were unwilling to tackle an angry and hissing dwarf in the foyer of the venue.

Ozzy Osham was not available for comments but was spotted with his ears down. Rumour has it that Clarissa and Ozzy had been seen sharing a nibble stick by candle light the night before the concert.
 
Beryl, that is utterly brilliant! You must have spent ages writing that.
 
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Raffy has been saying he wants to go solo because he's the lead singer. He has been advised this is a bad idea - as nobody wants a singer with a big head without his band. A resolution was reached in that he could play an instrument as well as singing and dancing. So he is going to play the spoons.
 
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Raffy has been saying he wants to go solo because he's the lead singer. He has been advised this is a bad idea - as nobody wants a singer with a big head without his band. A resolution was reached in that he could play an instrument as well as singing and dancing. So he is going to play the spoons.
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Surely Pip should play the spoons?
 
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