What would your hamster Google given the chance?

[Maz]

Higgins:

How to escape the large soft orangey coloured thing (sofa)
Why doesn't my sputnik fly?
How to open the door on a Savic Plaza 100

 

[Maz]

Tino:

How to perfect guilt-tripping expressions
What is a bucket? I escaped from one once

 

[Socks' Mum]

Why does my human spend so much time staring at a screen?
Why does my human go out all day and sleep all night?
Why does my human go places in a car instead of running?

 

[Maz]

What's a car? And can I have one?

 

[Maz]

Why don't humans lick themselves?

 

[ilguy]

How to teach your human to squeak in ultrasound

Aww, that's a great one

 

[Eric65]

How to tame your human.
What size wheel do I need for my human.
How long do humans live.

 

[Maz]

How do I get my human to stop making silly noises?

 

[Eric65]

Do humans need a sandbox.
Why does my human not sleep in a cage.
What food do humans like.

 

[Doodleham]

Waffles would search " how to evade the human when in the playpen."

 

[Socks' Mum]

Flump higher and faster
Bar climbing for fun and fitness
Where can I buy a very small chisel?

 

[Eric65]

Where can I buy Thunderbird 2s mole machine to make tunnels.

 

[HamsterMama]

"How do you train a human to sleep during the day and leave you the heck alone at night? "