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Hamster below me

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I would like to sort out the humans home. It is not up to my standards of tidiness.

HBM What kind of hides do you like?
 
I refuse to say in case Busy Body finds out.

HBM Do you have a favourite colour whimzee?
 
I am a mix of wonderful white, beautiful brown and glorious grey.

HMB What would be your ideal Christmas present?
 
A one way ticket for Busy Body to go to Australia.

HMB Do you like cucumber?
 
Jack: of course

HBM, do you know anybody who doesn't like cucumber?
 
Yes sadly I do. Busy Body. She never eats it which just proves how odd she is.

HBM Is there anything you like about humans?
 
Jack: well, Big Nose got me out of a cell. I had no nest, no wheel, no toys and was fed on mealworms and peaflakes. I was bored senseless.
Sometimes Big Nose treats me like a fluffy toy and cuddles me but i keep sniffing towards the floor and she soon puts me down.
Aside from that, i quite like humans.

HBM, how do you feel about humans?
 
They disgust me. They smell bad, they are messy and they make too much noise. I prefer to avoid them as much as possible. I just want to be left alone. I actually heard about a human called Greta Garbo. She used to want to be alone too. I think she sounds okay.

HMB Do you ever go out of your cage?
 
Jack: yes, of course. We have a big hamster activity centre here and the equipment changes. There are climbing frames, tunnels, different wheels from the one in my cage and a running track. I heard Big Nose telling Whiskers that she has created something new for us so i'm curious to see what it is.

HBM, have you been out of your cage?
 
No. I am trapped behind a force field.

HMB What is your favourite vegetable?
 
The only fruit I am allowed is pepper and cucumber. Busy Body is mean.

HMB Do you look like anything other then a hamster?
 
Pip: My human said I looked like a slug when I arrived, which was not particularly nice. I am not a slug. It's because I was very small and thin and didn't have enough hair apparently. She says I have filled out nicely now and no longer look like a slug.

HBM: Do you know what you're getting for Christmas?
 
I am not getting anything. Busy Body does not 'do' Christmas. Poor me.

HMB Are you getting anything for Christmas?
 
Raffy: I don't know but I hope it's not noisy and smelly when they have Christmas. (Lol Rainbow you're doing Yoda again! Hamster me below!)

HBM: Does your wheel spin quietly or make banging noises?
 
Scottie: my wheel spins quietly but i make banging noises to wake the humans up

HBM, do you know why the humans go to bed when we get up?
 
I think it's because they have very poor eyesight at night - strange creatures.

HBM: Do you communicate with your human?
 
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