Hamster General Election

[Lovelyness]

This thread is so good, what a great idea. I'm so impressed with the amount of effort everyone is putting in, the posters and hammyfesto's (still funny) are fantastic. I can't wait for the election!

So much better than the General Election

 

[Maz]

Free cardboard That is a great election promise Blossom Raffy wants your email address

It's a fantastic election poster.

 

[Maz]

So much better than the General Election

It is isn't it?!

 

[Socks Mum]

Socks would like to campaign for a decent standard of houses for hamsters, raising awareness of the use of cedar, nails, staples and glue in small animal houses and defining the standard for good quality houses for hamsters. Election poster to follow soon!

 

[Socks Mum]

Blossom is standing for the ‘All you can do is chew ‘party…no, not fruit pastilles! Blossom is promising a wide range of natural chews to all hamsters including egg boxes, palm leaves, dried banana leaves, vines, and coconut husks among others. Electioneering advertising to follow….

 

[Lovelyness]

Socks would like to campaign for a decent standard of houses for hamsters, raising awareness of the use of cedar, nails, staples and glue in small animal houses and defining the standard for good quality houses for hamsters. Election poster to follow soon!

Socks does have a fine knowledge of real estate with his extensive experience of the MCH

 

[Socks Mum]

Socks does have a fine knowledge of real estate with his extensive experience of the MCH

Yes, he is compiling a report with the help of his research team

 

[Socks Mum]

Vote for Socks!

 

[Maz]

I've converted it to a photo for you

Well done Socks - I think plenty of hamsters will vote for that

 

[Socks Mum]

I've converted it to a photo for you

Well done Socks - I think plenty of hamsters will vote for that

Thank you so much! It looks great! Socks and I are delighted!

 

[Jain]

Pete want to stand for
The Free Hamster Party
he will be campaigning for

No barriers erected unless step access provided

Access to all areas

No time limits on free roaming time

No set routines

Humans to endeavour to operate on this code of practice wherever safely is not an issue

FREEDOM FOR ALL
(Apologies for not having an official poster Mum is useless on computer)

 

[Maz]

Access to all areas

No time limits on free roaming time

That really made me laugh It is so spot on! Great manifesto Pete!

 

[Lovelyness]

Yes, he is compiling a report with the help of his research team

Aka mom (or are the gin gins getting involved too?!?)

 

[Socks Mum]

Aka mom (or are the gin gins getting involved too?!?)

They are "shy voters", but should be easily bought with extra cucumber and parsley, so I think he has at least two votes in the bag

 

[Maz]

So Raffy has been doing some campaigning ultrasonically, on the hamnet. He says he thinks it's neck and neck between all the candidates at the moment and he thinks every region will have a good HP (Hamster of Parliament).

 

[Socks Mum]

Hamsters want more nocturnal services, including transport, recreation and snack bars between midnight and 4am!

 

[Lovelyness]

Hamsters want more nocturnal services, including transport, recreation and snack bars between midnight and 4am!

24 hour city living!

 

[Socks Mum]

24 hour city living!

Yes, and all night hamster oriented TV channels!

 

[Maz]

Yes Raffy is thinking about offering a minimum wage/treat quota daily. But he is in a dilemma over promoting health at the same time so isn’t sure what to do

 

[Socks Mum]

More time on the wheel should balance it out. He and Socks might need more staff though!