Hamster General Election

Free cardboard :-) That is a great election promise Blossom :-) Raffy wants your email address :ROFLMAO:

It's a fantastic election poster.
 
Socks would like to campaign for a decent standard of houses for hamsters, raising awareness of the use of cedar, nails, staples and glue in small animal houses and defining the standard for good quality houses for hamsters. Election poster to follow soon!
 
Blossom is standing for the ‘All you can do is chew ‘party…no, not fruit pastilles! Blossom is promising a wide range of natural chews to all hamsters including egg boxes, palm leaves, dried banana leaves, vines, and coconut husks among others. Electioneering advertising to follow….
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Socks would like to campaign for a decent standard of houses for hamsters, raising awareness of the use of cedar, nails, staples and glue in small animal houses and defining the standard for good quality houses for hamsters. Election poster to follow soon!
Socks does have a fine knowledge of real estate with his extensive experience of the MCH 👌
 
I've converted it to a photo for you :)

Well done Socks - I think plenty of hamsters will vote for that :-)
 
Pete want to stand for
The Free Hamster Party
he will be campaigning for

No barriers erected unless step access provided

Access to all areas

No time limits on free roaming time

No set routines

Humans to endeavour to operate on this code of practice wherever safely is not an issue

FREEDOM FOR ALL
(Apologies for not having an official poster Mum is useless on computer)
 
Access to all areas

No time limits on free roaming time
That really made me laugh :ROFLMAO: It is so spot on! Great manifesto Pete!
 
So Raffy has been doing some campaigning ultrasonically, on the hamnet. He says he thinks it's neck and neck between all the candidates at the moment and he thinks every region will have a good HP (Hamster of Parliament).
 
Yes Raffy is thinking about offering a minimum wage/treat quota daily. But he is in a dilemma over promoting health at the same time so isn’t sure what to do 🤣
 
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