Song Titles/Lyrics (Hamster version)

Love that line "I've come to squawk with you again" 🤣. I was just watching a programme about Simon and Garfunkel the other night - they had some great songs.
 
Simply the Best (Tina Turner ft Orko)

I call you when I need tofu, or my wheel is not working
You come to me, come to me and sometimes obey me
When you come to me
You should give me all I need

I'm simply the best
Better than all the other robo's
Better than hamster
Anyone hamster you ever met
I'm stuck on your heart
You hang on to every cute action I make
Take away my tofu?
Busy Body, you would rather be dead
 
Jack and Scottie went to find some cereal
Scottie was able to reach
As Big Nose put down some soft material

(Jack and Jill nursery rhyme)
 
Girls just want to have fun (Cindy Lauper ft Orko)

I go to bed, in the mornin' light
Busy Body says, "When am I gonna see you?"
Oh Busy Body dear, you are not the fortunate one
And robo's, they wanna have fun
Oh robo's just wanna have fun

I drink water from my bottle loudly, in the middle of the night
Then Tapper says, "Why don't you use your bowl?"
Oh Tapper dear, you know I still prefer you to Busy Body
But robo's, they wanna have fun
Oh robo's just wanna have fun
 
Hopelessly Devoted to you (Olivia Newton John ft Orko)


Guess im not the first hamster to try tofu
My mouth is not the first to water
I'm not the first hamster to know
There's just no getting over tofu
I know I'm just a fool who's willing to leave all other treats
To sit around and wait for tofu
But Busy Body cant you see?
I'm hopelessly devoted to tofu.

Hopelessly devoted to tooofuuuuu
Im hopelessly devoted to tofu
 
Stairway to Hamster Heaven
(Led Zeppelin ft Rodney)

There's a hamster who's sure
All that glitters are cheerios
And he's buying a stairway to his Hamster Heaven
When he gets there he knows
If the cereal stores are all closed
With a chirp he can get what he came for
 
Nights in White Kaytee
(Moody Blues ft Scottie)

Nights in white kaytee
Never reaching the depth
Whimzees i've pawed
Never meaning to chew
 
Beryl I know what you have been doing today! You have been busy creating masterpieces.
 
He aint heavy, He's my brother (The Hollies ft Orko)

Big Nose's nose is looong
With many a poke in your home
That leads us to her trying to look at you
But I'm strooong
Strong enough to carry yooou
He ain't Finley, he's my brooother

So on we go
Finley's welfare is of my concern
That robo is not too much to bare
We'll escape one day

For I know
I would share my tofu with him
He ain't Finley, he's my brooother
 
Spinning around (Kylie Minogue ft Raffy)

I'm spinning around, let me out to play
I know you're watching me 'cause you like me like this
I'm jumping off, get out of my way
 
Spoonful of sugar (Mary Poppins ft Pip)

And every task you undertake
Becomes a trick to play on mum
I hid my teaspoon to have some fun!

A teaspoon hidden from mum
Helps me have so much fun
For a teaspoon hidden from mum
Helps me to have fun
In a most delightful way!
 
Get up, meerkat
(Bob Marley and the Wailers ft Hams)

Get up, meerkat
Meerkat for your right
Get up, meerkat
Don't give up the fight
 
Somebody's Watching me (Rockwell ft Orko)

Is Busy Body watching?
Tell me is she watching
Is she watching me?

I'm just an average robo with an average life
I get up from 1 to 7, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone, and be given tofu
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the big brother house

I always feel like Busy Body's watchin' me
And I have no privacy
I always feel like Busy Body's watchin' me
Is it just a nightmare?
 
Bad to the bone (George Thorogood ft Orko)

My cuteness broke a thousand hearts
Before I met Busy Body
I'll break hers a thousand more, baby
I wont be hers through
I'll never be yours, Busy Body
I'm mine and mine alone
I'm here to tell ya, Busy Body
That I'm a robo to the bone

Robo to the bone
Robo to the bone
R R R R Robo to the bone
R R R R Robo to the bone

I'll make Busy Body beg to see me
And I'll make her buy me tofu
I'll make her touch mealworms
And I'll make her squeal at my cuteness
I wont be yours, Busy Body
Yours and yours alone? Never
I'm here to tell ya, Busy Body
That I'm a robo to the bone
 
Jingle Bells (Christmas song)

Dashing thro' my cage
Like only a robo can
If I cannot find tofu, I rage
Then hatch my secret plan,
Gnaw on my granite tile like mad
This will make Busy Body feel sad

Laughing all the way as I will then get my own way!

Jingle bells, Busy Body smells and I want her to stay away
Oh what fun it is to run on my wheel and then sleep all day!
 
The wheels on the bus (Nursery rhyme ft Orko)

The wheels in the cage go round and round
Round and round, round and round
The wheels in the cage go round and round
All night long

The sand in my cage goes all over my bedding, all over my bedding, all over my bedding
The sand in my cage goes all over my bedding
All night long

The seeds in my cage go scatter, scatter, scatter,
Scatter, scatter, scatter.
The seeds in my cage go scatter, scatter, scatter.
All night long
 
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