Song Titles/Lyrics (Hamster version)

I'm gonna be (500 miles)
(The Proclaimers ft TheRollingRobos)

And i would roll 500 miles
And i would roll 500 miles
Just to be the Robo who rolls a thousand miles
To fall down at your cage door
 
Beryl said:
I'm gonna be (500 miles)
(The Proclaimers ft TheRollingRobos)

And i would roll 500 miles
And i would roll 500 miles
Just to be the Robo who rolls a thousand miles
To fall down at your cage door
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I really love this!
 
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Only fools and horses theme tune (By Orko)

Stick a mealworm in me pouch
I'll fetch the seeds from the snuffle mat
'Cos if you want to watch me
But you don't want to feed me
Then Busy Body we're in combat

Cause where I disappear to is a mystery
It's like now you hear me now you don't
And I try my best so you don't see
But Busy Body's interfering drives me berserk
Why do none of her attempts to see me work?
 
When will I be famous? (Bros ft Orko)

When will I, will I get tofu?
I can't answer, I can't answer that
When will I get my favourite ever treat?
I can't answer, I can't answer that
When will I, will I get tofu?
You keep asking me, Orko
 
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You've got to pick a pocket or two (Song from Oliver Twist ft hamsters)

In this life, one thing counts, in our hoard, large amounts
I'm afraid mealworms don't grow on trees
You've got to pouch a seed or two, you, got to pouch a seed or two, hamsters
You've got to pouch a seed or two
 
House of the rising sun (The animals ft Orko)

There is a house way down in Looondon
They call it Orko's cage
And it's been the ruin of a poor robo
And God I know I'm one

Mother was a busy body yeah, yeah
Tried to take my freedom
My father was a tappin' man, yeah, yeah
Down, way down in Loondon

Now the only thing a tappin' man ever needs
Is a mobile, laptop and a tablet
And the only time a fool like him is satisfied
Is when he's tappin all night

Oh robos, tell your children
Not to do what poor Orko has done
Im without enough tofu
Down in Looondon
 
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Beautifyl briny sea (from Bedknobs and Broomsticks film tf Newt)

Bobbing along, bobbing along on the bottom of the beautiful Barney cage
What a chance to get a peep
At the hoard I buried deep
 
We built this city (Starship ft hamsters)

We grind our teeth
We grind out teeth on whimzees alone
We grind our teeth
We grind our teeth on whimzees alone

Say you dont give us wooden chews
Say you don't give us seagrass chews
Knee deep in the bedding we hide our whimzees
Too many chews wasting our time
 
Party all the time (Eddie Murphy ft Orko)

Busy body, I can't understand it, why you want to watch me
After all the things I've done for you
I put all my shells neatly in a corner and keep my cage so clean
Cage so clean
Still you hang out all night spying
What is a robo to do?

Busy body wants to watch me all the time
Watch me all the time
Watch me all the time
Busy body want to watch me all the time
Watch me all the time
She watches me all the time, ooh hoo

Busy body, I've seen you sitting on the floor and waiting
You even stay up late
You never go to bed early as you are waiting to see me
I wish you'd take the hint and go to bed mate
 
I should be so lucky (Kylie Minogue ft Orko)

In my imagination
There is no complication
I dream about tofu all the time
In my mind, tofu daily
The sweetest of sensation
Thinking tofu could all be mine

In my imagination
There is no reason why I cant have my wish
I eat tofu daily from my heart shaped dish
I'm dreaming
You give me tofu
Like I deserve from you
But dreaming's all I do
Sadly it is not coming true

I should be so lucky
Tofu, tofu, tofu
I should be so lucky to have more
I should be so lucky
Tofu tofu tofu
I should be so lucky to have what I love
 
My hammy lies over the ocean (My bonny lies over the ocean)
My hammy lies over the sea
My hammy lies over the ocean
Oh bring back my hammy to me
 
Wishing (If I had a photograph of you) (Flock of seagulls ft Orko)

It's not the way you look
It's not the way that you taste
Although there's something to them
It's not the way you are the colour beige
It's not that certain texture
It could be that with you rule
If I had a taste of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
 
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Y.M.C.A (Village people ft rolling robos)

Young robo, there's no need to feel shy
I said, young robo, let me tell you why
I said, young robo, 'cause you're in a new cage
There's no need to be unhappy
Young robo, now you can have fun
I said, young robo, when you're shy and feel scared
You can stay in your cage, and I will tell you how you can have fun

It's fun to stay in your C.A.G.E
It's fun to stay In your C.A.G.E

You can bury a teaspoon
You can rattle your chews and get treats

It's fun to stay in your C.A.G.E
It's fun to stay in your C.A.G.E

You can spy on a human
You can hide when they see you

You can get yourself clean by having a roll in the sand
You can do what eat when you feel and some seeds will be on hand
 
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You're so good at this!

Three wheels on my wagon (The new Christy Minstrels tf Raffy)

Three wheels in my playpen
And I'm still rollin along
Them Human Beans
Are after me
Hands they try
And I get by
But I'm singing a happy song
 
That is really nice you think so. I try to do ones to make you and Beryl laugh. :)
 
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I am sure they make everybody laugh! We just seem to have hogged this thread ha ha. Riven where are you?
 
It is very creative though - I struggle with thinking of lyrics!
 
Maz said:
It is very creative though - I struggle with thinking of lyrics!
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I am pleased you like them. Sometimes I try to think of them when I cannot sleep but I am running out of ideas!
 
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The House of the Rising Moon
(The Animals ft Scottie),

There is a house way down in New Forest
They call the Rising Moon
And it's been the ruin of many a poor Robo
And god i know i'm one.

Mother was a hoarder, yeah, yeah
Sowed my millet seeds
My father was a burrowin' man, yeah, yeah
Down, way down in New Forest.
 
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