What would your hamster Google given the chance?

[Maz]

“Why does my human call me a hoover when I’m a hamster?”

 

[Maz]

I just typed this into Google “I’m a hamster - what is the easiest way to use Google “

Google AI replied with this:

“As a hamster, you can't directly use Google, but a human can type a question into the search bar on the Google homepage and press Enter or click the search icon to get results. For a hamster, the easiest way to interact with Google would be through your human caregiver by asking them questions, which they can then type into their computer or device to find the answers for you”

Then further down it said:

How you can "use" Google indirectly:

• Ask your human:
  The simplest way is to communicate your question to a human and ask them to search for it for you on Google.
• Observe their search:
  You can watch your human use Google to find information for you or to research your needs.

 

[Lovelyness]

Excellent lol So now what you need to do @Maz is Google all the things our hamsters want to ask and see what Google says

 

[Lovelyness]

So, I just googled 'world egg box chewing record'

There isn't a specific Guinness World Record for "egg box chewing." However, related egg-eating records include the most hard-boiled eggs eaten in 8 minutes, which is 143 eggs by Joshua Cottreau, and the fastest time to shell one unpricked boiled egg, set at 2.66 seconds by Silvio Sabba.

Related Egg-Eating and Shelling Records

• Most Hard-Boiled Eggs Eaten in 8 Minutes: 143 eggs, achieved by Joshua Cottreau.
  
  
• Fastest Time to Shell One Boiled Egg: 2.66 seconds, by Silvio Sabba.

Why No "Egg Box Chewing" Record?

• Focus on Eating Whole Eggs:
  Competitive eating records typically focus on consuming the entire egg, either whole or hard-boiled, rather than a component like the shell.
• Chewing is Not a Standard Skill:
  Chewing is a basic part of eating, but it is not considered a specialized skill in competitive eating, which emphasizes rapid, whole-food consumption.
• Shell is Not Edible:
  While egg shells are technically edible and have some nutritional value, they are usually discarded, so a record for "chewing" them would not typically be recognized.

 

[Lovelyness]

Chewing is Not a Standard Skill Try telling that to Blossom She'd be most put out lol

 

[Hammie-O]

Chewing is Not a Standard Skill Try telling that to Blossom She'd be most put out lol

Wow she'll be in for a good chance then

 

[Lovelyness]

Hey @Maz Raffy would have googled ‘what would happen if a hamster ate a slug? lol

 

[Maz]

Hmm - I think Raffy would have googled "Where can I find more slugs?"

 

[Maz]

Pip would have googled "How to sell a stash of small teaspoons and what are they worth in terms of sunflower seeds?"

 

[Eric65]

If my Hammy could google anything, I think she would look up:
(1) How long do humans live.
(2) What do they eat.
(3) Why does my human not have fur.

 

[HazelTheHam]

"The human language for dummies" "The Human forum, the home for all things without fur"

 

[ilguy]

Henry would have looked for:
"What is actually inside the wall in the bedroom corner"
"Can ice cream be a hamster's daily meal?"
"How to keep humans away from your couch"

 

[ilguy]

Pip would have googled "How to sell a stash of small teaspoons and what are they worth in terms of sunflower seeds?"

Just discovered this thread, and that made my night. Loved little Pip, definitely something he would do

 

[Lovelyness]

"The human language for dummies" "The Human forum, the home for all things without fur"

The Human Forum I wonder what the categories would be

 

[Maz]

It's good! Very funny.

 

[Lovelyness]

The human forum for hamsters

How to create the perfect environment for your human
Enrichment for humans
Safe/unsafe food for humans
How to care for your aging human
How to weigh your human
Help with taming your human
How to check where your human is peeing
Christmas pics of your human

 

[ilguy]

How hard to nibble your human, and how to avoid confusion.
Arm climbing tips and destinations.
Best ways to get your human's attention.

 

[Scarlet42]

How to get your human to give you more treats.

 

[Maz]

The human forum for hamsters

How to create the perfect environment for your human
Enrichment for humans
Safe/unsafe food for humans
How to care for your aging human
How to weigh your human
Help with taming your human
How to check where your human is peeing
Christmas pics of your human

How to weigh your humans

 

[Socks' Mum]

How to teach your human to squeak in ultrasound