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Funny things about humans-A thread for hamsters

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Frida - how could you not give Albert a menu? 🤣
 
The humans are very lucky to have me. I give them an excuse to buy seeds.
 
One of the humans has nails that change colour. I thought it was magic but now I think she is using Plastikote on them.
 
One of the humans has nails that change colour. I thought it was magic but now I think she is using Plastikote on them.

Some people nibble their nails all the time, but apparently people never eat their poo, wouldn't it be more nutritious than eating your nails?
Humans try not to eat junk food. I am confused, mom said the cupboard is full of junk. I've never seen a human eat old shoes before, but if they do, no wonder they can't digest their food properly.
 
Some people nibble their nails all the time, but apparently people never eat their poo, wouldn't it be more nutritious than eating your nails?
Albert: I've heard my mum complaining about the smell in the bathroom after the male humans here have used the toilet. I wouldn't recommend them eating it 🤮
 
Henry: Why don't the authorities recognize my flump? It's very clear cut communication.

I need a lawyer.
 
The humans here assume I like something just because I got excited to eat it previously. Well, things change. I dont like shrimps or walnut now.
 
The humans here assume I like something just because I got excited to eat it previously. Well, things change. I dont like shrimps or walnut now.
After your hoomum went and bought a big bag of each for your christmas dinner I bet lol 😜
 
The humans were watching something called 'Strongest Man'. Well, I can carry a whole dandelion root by myself but I do not get a trophy.
 
Did you know some humans do something called limbo dancing? I am sure I would beat any human because I can squash myself under things really well.
 
Not only can I squash under, but between, I had something called a free roam and I managed to squeeze between a pipe and the wall,
It was okay, as the extra effort drew the attention of the hand taxi, its so easy to get what I want.
 
One of my humans calls me her baby and the other human calls me his brother. I am confused.🤔
 
My human calls me Raffykins sometimes. What is kins?
 
My mum calls me Blossom Possum. I am a hamster, not a possum. I think she needs some lessons in animal identification 🙃
 
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