Funny things about humans-A thread for hamsters

Molly: You think you've got problems? a) I don't even know what a mealworm is? How mean is that? b) the human keeps giving me weird things I don't like. Yesterday it was something called hegg sat on a slippery metal toy. I liked the toy but I didn't like the hegg - which was cheesy hegg apparently. Today I was given a piece of cheese. Did the human not realise that if I don't like cheesy hegg then I don't like cheese? I sniffed the cheese. Then ignored it. Then I tried a nibble and didn't like it.
 
The human keeps hiding treats in my dig boxes for me to search for. I do not want to have to spend ages looking for them so I try to get out of my play pen. Then the human tries to help me find the treats herself which means she has to solve her own puzzle and I get to enjoy my treats without having to work for them. 😂
 
RainbowBrite said:
The human keeps hiding treats in my dig boxes for me to search for. I do not want to have to spend ages looking for them so I try to get out of my play pen. Then the human tries to help me find the treats herself which means she has to solve her own puzzle and I get to enjoy my treats without having to work for them. 😂
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I find it funny that you don’t want to look for your own treats in your dig box. Why wouldn’t you want to do that? It’s my favourite thing to do, and I often return to my dig box several times just to make sure I haven’t left anything behind! Love Blossom 🌸
 
Albert: sounds like you've got your mum wrapped right round your paw Sprite. My mum made me a treat puzzle. I had a little go at it and then I went digging. A bit later I went over to have another go at my puzzle and my mum had cut into it to make it easier for me. It would be a lot easier if our mums stopped messing about and just gave us the treats 🐹🙄
 
My human did something very weird and tricksy last night. She offered me my tube, which I walked into and put it down on the floor, then almost immediately she put it in front of me again, so I walked into it again and found myself transported back into my cage. I thought this was very mean only being allowed 10 seconds out of the cage, but she said "something needed sorting out" - apparently an invader called a Mouse occupied my playpen area for a while. I hope she sees the invader off so I can come out again.
 
She said she would make me a new seed treat as the other one might be contaminated now. I am going to be guarding my hoard though, just in case!
 
Humans do not seem to believe in privacy. One of them frequently announces 'I need a wee' despite the other tutting. Toileting is private and not something to be shared. I think I need to give him some lessons in being a gentleman.
 
When I pop up out of my hole one of the humans gives me a voice and says 'Its a me Sprite ready for my pasta!'. I do not know what this means but I suspect it is rude. I will bite him at my next opportunity.
 
Ooh Sprite I hope you don't bite! Best to be patient with silly humans making silly noises if they come bearing food!
 
Raffy: My human puts strange things on the sofa sometimes and expects me to explore them and then sit still in the middle. This time it was glittery things that I've seen on the Christmas tree. I don't want to sit still - but I did find some food in the glittery things.
 
Albert: I heard the son reading out loud from something called a menu and the hubby choosing what he wanted. The food will be delivered to the front door.
My mum delivers my food through the front door of my cage every day but I've never used a menu 🐹
 
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