I don't like taking wheels apart for cleaning either
I haven't had any big wheel pee-ers so I was able to be lazy ha ha.
There aren't many wheels that attach to the bars now (which I like so I can have them higher up and substrate under them). But there are ways of doing it I guess. Like tying the wheel stand to the bars. If the wheel screws onto a stand there's a way to screw it to the bars. It then is too close to the bars or wobbles so with Raffy's I made my own "spacer" with just a small piece of wood (actually the wood part of a wheel stand from another old wheel). Or even use the silent runner bar plates.
How about a 28cm trixie wheel? That comes apart really easily for cleaning. There really isn't a lot of choice in reasonably priced wheels though.