Song Titles/Lyrics (Hamster version)

Beggin you (Frankie Valli ft Finley)

Put your big nose away, human
I'm beggin'
Beggin', put your big nose away, human
Beggin' you, put your big nose away, human
Ridin' my wheel when I was king
Played it quiet so you would not see me and sing
Ran away, and hid' then
But night would come and you would go to bed
I'm beggin' you, won't you put your big nose away, human
Beggin', put your big nose away, human
I need you to understand
That I tried so hard to be alone
 
Stuck in the middle with you ( Stealers Wheel ft Orko)

Well I don't know why I out my burrow tonight
I've got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall out my wheel
And I'm wondering how I'll back up to it

Tapper to the left of me
Busy Body to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with them

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with them
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep staying away all day
Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place

Tapper to the left of me
Busy Body to the right
Here I am stuck in the middle with them
Well I started off with a tiny tank
And I am proud that I'm a self-made robo
And your being spied on all the time
Give you a mealworm and say
Please
Please
 
Save your love (Renee and Renato ft Pip)

Save your peas mummy, save your peas
For a treat at night with moon and stars above
A grateful robo I will be
The cutest face I will show to you
Save your peas for me

Mummy I will love you endlessly
Even though I am shy and often hide
I can't forget you bring me peas
How it felt to taste them
I will love you eternally
 
The Lady in Red (Chris De Burgh ft Orko)

I've never seen you looking so yummy as you did tonight,
I've never seen you look so beige,
I've never seen so many hamsters want you to themselves,
They're looking for a little nibble and you will make them dribble,
And I have never smelt your lovely scent,
Or the texture of your,
I have been blind;

The tofu in beige is in my mouth, cheek to cheek,
There's no hamster here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this tofu by my side,
I'll never forget the way you taste tonight;
 
Jingle bells (various artists ft Raffy)

Veggie smells, veggie smells
Veggies all the way
Oh what fun it is to munch
On a veggie plate each day

Veggie smells, humans smell
Mum is in the way
When I want my fare
Her hand is there
It’s always in the way Oh!

Veggie smells veggie smells
Veggies all the way
 
I will survive (Gloria Gaynor ft Orko)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I was about to be eaten
But then I tried to get away
And then it was over
And I learned to hide under the bedding
And so you're still a Busy Body
From outer space
I will carry on hiding from you
I should have made it harder for you to catch me
If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me

Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome
Weren't you the one who tried to catch me to do a health check?
You think I'd get used to you?
You think I'd let you see me?

Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as you leave me out food, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my wheels to ride
And I've got all my cage to explore
I will survive, hey, hey
 
Only you (Elvis ft Clive)


Only you can make me feel happy and safe
Only you stopped me being a lonely waif
Only you and you alone can understand what I communicate like you do
And make my cage cosy like you do

Only you can provide the safety I need
For it's true you love me indeed
When you hold my paw I understand
The magic that you do
You're my dream come true
My one and only you
 
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth (Donald Yetter Gardner ft Orko)

All I want for Christmas is two pieces of tofu
My two pieces of tofu
See my two pieces of tofu
Gee, if I could only have my two pieces of tofu
Then I could wish you, "Merry Christmas"
 
Come on Eileen (Dexys Midnight Runners ft Orko)

Come on, Busy Body
Come on, Busy Body


Poor old shy me
She will continue to try to see
Moved a million things to change my routine
I just do not want to be seen

You old crone (you're so old)
So nosy (so nosy)
Now I must say more than ever
(Come on, Busy Body)
Too-ra-loo-ra
Too-ra-loo-rye-ay
And we can sing just like other robos

Come on, Busy Body
Oh, I swear ( and I mean it)
At this moment
You annoy me
You in that sinister robe
My thoughts, I confess
Verge on biting you
Ah, come on, Busy Body
 
Don't let me be misunderstood (The Animals ft Orko)

Busy Body, do you understand me now
Sometimes I feel a little mad
Well, don't you know that robo here
Can always want to be seen
When things go wrong I seem to be clear

I'm just a robo who's intentions are clear
Oh Lord, please don't let Busy Body come near
 
Diamonds are forever ( Shirley Bassey ft Orko)

Tofu love forever
It is all I need to please me
It can stimulate and tease me
It will be there in the night
But I fear it will desert me

Tofu is forever
Hold it up and then caress it
Touch it, nibble it and pouch it
I can see every part
Nothing hides in my pouch to hurt me

I don't need humans
For what good will humans do for me?
Tofu never disappoints me
 
Perfect (Fairground Attraction ft Orko)

I don't want half-hearted attempts to tidy my cage
I need someone who really cares
Life is too short to not keep my cage tidy
I've promised myself I won't let the humans get away with that

It's got to be perfect
It's got to be worth it, yeah
Too many cages take second best
But I won't take anything less
It's got to be, yeah
Pertect
 
Food glorious food (Song from Oliver ft Lilly)

Food, glorious food
Hot porridge and millet
While we're in the mood
Cold cucumber and my bowl, fill it
Peas, broccoli and tofu
What's next is the question?
 
Gold (Spandau Ballet ft rolling robos)

Thank you for going to bed
Sorry that we wait for you to leave
We are grateful we get fed

These are our salad days
Slowly nibbling away
Just another play for today

Oh, but we hide from you, but we hide from you
Nothing left to make us feel small
Humans are scary when so tall

Hide
Always believe in hiding
You've got the power to know
You're nosy
Always believe in

'Cause you are nosy
We are glad that you're bound to return
Something we have learned
You leave out treats for us
Always believe in
 
Reasons to be cheerful (Ian Dury and the Blockheads ft Finley and Orko)

Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?

Reasons to hate humans, part three
1, 2, 3

Spying on us at every chance
Looking at us like a romance

They don't use sand baths so stink
Humans are dirty, dont ya think?

Offering us treats but there is a catch
A glimpse of us that want to snatch

Reasons to hate humans, part three
1,2,3

Interfering in our cage
This fills us with a deep rage!

Talking to us like we are babies
Yes we hate humans, no maybes
 
Club tropicana ( Wham ft Beryls hamsters)

Let me take you to the place
Where hamsters are met with a smiling face
Plenty of seeds for us all
We are loved no matter how small

Club Beryl, treats are free
Fun and sand, there's enough for everyone
Plenty of mealworms to go round
A safe home we have found
 
Never gonna give you up (Rick Astley ft Pip)

We're no strangers to spoons
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A new teaspoons what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other robo

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give spoons up
Never gonna let you find them
Never gonna run around and desert spoons
Never gonna stop burying spoons
Never gonna say no spoons
Never gonna stop loving spoons
 
The one and only (Chesney Hawkes ft Orko)

I am the one and only, oh yeah

Call me, call me by my name or call me by nickname
You put me through it
I'll still be doing it the way I do it
And yet, you try to make me tame
Who I really am, don't tell me you know best
I'm not the same as all the rest

I am the one and only
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the one and only
You can't take that away from me

So what if hamsters are meant to like broccoli?
Nope, not me!
I hate monkey nuts too
I did tell you, I knew

I dont roll in my sand but roll in my hide
Yes that makes you mystified
Carrots are far nicer then cucumber
And spinach I will never touch

I am the one and only
Nobody I'd rather be
I am the one and only
You can't take that away from me
 
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