Funny things about humans-A thread for hamsters

Lol! You two are so funny when you get going :)

Raffy: Funny thing about humans is they don't have eyes in their back of their heads and a very narrow field of vision. Although we don't see that well at least our eyes have a bigger field of vision.
 
Zak: very true Raffy & have you noticed they keep their ears on the side of their heads to hold their spectacles on & they still can’t see in the dark, it must be hard when you can’t see or even hear with your ears in the wrong place.
 
Jack: humans are so deluded. Big Nose really thought she could eat cheese without me noticing.
Something like this happened to me this morning. Tapper was eating banana and I could smell it. I was going up and down my cage sniffing up into the air. He never once thought to share some with me. How selfish!
 
Jack: Tapper's behaviour is unacceptable!
How can he go to sleep tonight with a clear conscience after depriving a sniffing little Robo of banana!
I want banana now. Big Nooossee!
(Big Nose gets up to fetch banana)
 
It is so unfair. I have to wait until Tapper makes porridge for himself so I can have some. He should make it when I want to eat not when he wants to eat. :mad:
 
Apparently humans clean their fur with something called shampoo. I dread to think what is in that judging by the name. Guess that explains why they smell so bad.
 
Hams here, my human genuinely thinks she can hide food from me around my home. Does she not realise we have an acute sense of smell? Maybe I’ll just go slow and pretend they are taking longer to find to keep her amused 🙄
 
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I could smell apple and came out of my burrow to see if I could find any. There was none to be found. Could this mean humans eat the same food as us and they were eating apple?🤔
 
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