Funny things about humans-A thread for hamsters

[Member ID2]

Finley: yes but they are not keen on whimzees.

 

[Member ID2]

Eddie here. I wonder why humans meerkat all the time.

 

[RainbowBrite]

How strange. The one's here do too.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Have you noticed humans need ladders when they want to climb? Haha, amateurs!

 

[Member ID2]

Lilly here. Some humans are scared of heights! How ridiculous is that?

 

[RainbowBrite]

Humans like to have plants to look at but do not try eating them. What a waste of time.

 

[elusive]

My human feeds her plants, why? They don’t have mouths let alone pouches so what’s the point? Oh yes she talks to them too, how weird is that!

 

[Member ID2]

Bernard here. Does she talk to the plants in a baby voice?

The humans here keep toilet rolls in the bathroom. Why would anybody make a nest in the bathroom?

 

[elusive]

Hello Bernard yes she does speak to them in a funny voice, strange isn’t it!
I think she must be very confused anyway, she puts her crocks on her feet & walks around in them! What a waste, I could have eaten those!

 

[Member ID2]

Bernard here. Whaat? She puts crocks on her feet? The cheesy ones?

 

[Member ID2]

Lilly here. Humans paint their claws. I want my claws painted red to match my eyes.

 

[RainbowBrite]

I notice Busy Body sometimes has different coloured claws. I have inspected them and do not find the colour looks neat enough. What a disgrace.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Why are humans obsessed with taking pictures of us? We would never want pictures of them.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Have you heard of a tea towel? Humans try to dry tea with towels!

 

[elusive]

They have beach towels for their sand too, why would they want to dry sand it’s not wet!

 

[Member ID2]

Lilly here.
Some humans pretend to be fish and swim in the sea. Why would anybody want to be a fish?

 

[RainbowBrite]

Tapper always says he is going running but I have never seen him use a wheel. I wonder where he keeps it.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Humans have huge paws but they are useless for making tunnels. If they want to make tunnels they use tools.

 

[elusive]

Zak here, just wondering why do humans put horribly smelly paste on their whimzees, don’t they like whimzees? Then what do they use them for

 

[RainbowBrite]

I have never seen a human use a whimzee but this does not surprise me as they do such odd things. Have you noticed they only like things that smell bad? Disgusting.