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Funny things about humans-A thread for hamsters

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Have you noticed humans need ladders when they want to climb? Haha, amateurs!
 
Lilly here. Some humans are scared of heights! How ridiculous is that?
 
Humans like to have plants to look at but do not try eating them. What a waste of time.
 
My human feeds her plants, why? They don’t have mouths let alone pouches so what’s the point? Oh yes she talks to them too, how weird is that!
 
Bernard here. Does she talk to the plants in a baby voice?

The humans here keep toilet rolls in the bathroom. Why would anybody make a nest in the bathroom?
 
Hello Bernard yes she does speak to them in a funny voice, strange isn’t it!
I think she must be very confused anyway, she puts her crocks on her feet & walks around in them! What a waste, I could have eaten those!
 
Bernard here. Whaat? She puts crocks on her feet? The cheesy ones?
 
Lilly here. Humans paint their claws. I want my claws painted red to match my eyes.
 
I notice Busy Body sometimes has different coloured claws. I have inspected them and do not find the colour looks neat enough. What a disgrace.
 
Why are humans obsessed with taking pictures of us? We would never want pictures of them.
 
Have you heard of a tea towel? Humans try to dry tea with towels!
 
They have beach towels for their sand too, why would they want to dry sand it’s not wet!
 
Lilly here.
Some humans pretend to be fish and swim in the sea. Why would anybody want to be a fish?
 
Tapper always says he is going running but I have never seen him use a wheel. 🤔 I wonder where he keeps it.
 
Humans have huge paws but they are useless for making tunnels. If they want to make tunnels they use tools. 😂
 
Zak here, just wondering 🤔 why do humans put horribly smelly paste on their whimzees, don’t they like whimzees? Then what do they use them for 🤔
 
I have never seen a human use a whimzee but this does not surprise me as they do such odd things. Have you noticed they only like things that smell bad? Disgusting.
 
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