Funny things about humans-A thread for hamsters

[RainbowBrite]

Sometimes the humans here have wet fur. Why would that be?

 

[Member ID2]

Lilly here.
Poor things must have fallen into their water bowls head first.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Humans just cannot be trusted! I thought Tapper was tolerable because he makes me porridge but I found out he has been calling me 'Porridge Boy' behind my back!

 

[RainbowBrite]

I really have seen it all now. Humans swallow metal! I was spying on Busy Body and saw she swallows 'Iron'. They really are a strange species.

 

[Member ID2]

Lilly: i hope she'll never break a bone or she'll need welding!

 

[RainbowBrite]

Why do humans become so excited when they see us? Have they nothing better to spy on?

 

[Maz]

Pip: Why do humans draw the curtains when watching a film? It really confused me and I came out by mistake thinking it was night time.

 

[Frida]

Albert: I get confused if they put the big light on. I think the sun is out and go back to bed

 

[Maz]

Raffy - why does the tall human bang the back door before he goes to bed? (Which is why I usually wait till he's gone to bed before I come out but he was late and I was getting impatient). It makes me jump. I know the other human will hang around longer to let me stay up! I have her well managed.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Apparently, humans keep their hoard in a 'kitchen'. If this is common knowledge, surely they will be robbed.

 

[Frida]

I've seen them sharing their hoard on the sofa...

 

[RainbowBrite]

I've seen them sharing their hoard on the sofa...

Sharing! What an odd species.

 

[RainbowBrite]

The humans here dont get into their food bowl to eat as I do. I think they need bigger bowls.

 

[Frida]

I agree... What about the way they drink? I would never down a whole bottle like they do

 

[RainbowBrite]

Humans have big mouths and teeth but they are so lazy they use machines to cut grass.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Why do humans say 'Good morning'? There is nothing good about the morning.

 

[Member ID2]

Did you know that humans wash their bedding? Why would anybody want to get their nests wet?

 

[RainbowBrite]

Humans have double standards. They do not like to be called round yet we get called things like 'snowball' and 'cotton ball'. Once Busy Body saw a pom pom on the floor and thought it was me. How insulting!

 

[Member ID2]

Ha! I'm a victim of that. I am not a food bowl topper or a snowball just because i'm brilliant white, beautiful and well proportioned. Lilly

 

[Frida]

One of the male humans here calls me Munchkin or Al. I refuse to respond. My name is Albert. My mum keeps pointing this out but he takes no notice