TheRollingRobos by Scottie

[RainbowBrite]

Hello friends. I had some trouble last night. I was minding my own business when Busy Body came over and tried to see what I was doing. I tried to ignore her but she kept giving a running commentary of what I was doing. She was saying stupid stuff like 'Are you enjoying your wheel?' and 'It is lovely to see you'. She was talking to me like I am a baby! I am 9 months old now so she can leave it out. Anyway, I remembered what you said Pip. I stared at her to intimidate her. She did not get the hint and carried on talking! I gave up and went back into my burrow. (sigh) She just cannot be trained.

 

[Member ID2]

Scottie here,

friends, it's been a mad mad day and i'm still trying to recover from it.
I've sprinted on my wheel to destress, i've asked yoga frog for advice and i've washed and washed to help me clear my troubled mind but nothing has worked sofar.

Whaat?! Yoga frog said 'chill man, everything is cool'. It ain't, man!!

That's yoga frog who lives behind Finley's house. See you in a minute friends, i need another wash.

 

[RainbowBrite]

I hope the witch didnt catch you. I will await further news.

 

[Member ID2]

I'm back, yes it's Scottie

Friends, did you ever hear this lovely story of the rainbow bridge? The wonderful world where we all meet up to live happily and in peace once we have departed from this life?

Well, it's a fairy story. We are not going to go to the rainbow bridge.
We are going to be Fertilizer.

Let's start at the beginning of this awful day.

Big Nose the witch woke me and then coaxed me into my taxi. I was half asleep and sleepwalked into the taxi mug by following my nose and the nose signalled sunflower seeds to my brain.

Next thing, woosh, the taxi turned into a helicopter and flew into the hall. I was made to tumble out of the taxi and landed on Big Nose's lap which is always very bad news.

And then i was grabbed by her re enforced paw. I got mad and bit....nothing happened. I squeaked and bit twice...still nothing. I sunk my teeth into her paw with all my strength and put my entire 28g behind it but nothing happened!! She didn't flinch or curse and she didn't drop me. She sneered at me and told me to bite as much as i want. She's wearing her new gardening glove.
And then i lost two nails, whaaaahhh!!

I hate garden centres! They sell gloves and fake whimzees and they should all be closed down.
I was exhausted and had calmed down a bit because i still had all my toes. I counted twice. Big Nose took her magnifying glasses off, looked at me and confided in me that she hates gardening and so does Whiskers.
I suggested to move to a house without a garden.
She said that she can't because the garden is full of dead hamsters!!

I'm staying awake because i'm afraid of a nightmare of me in a garden centre choosing the plant i'm going to fertilize.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Scottie, you are in danger! You and Finley need to make your escape right now!

Garden centres. I do not know what a garden is. Maybe it us a place to get things to torture us. It should be called torture centre if you ask me.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Hello friends. I have had to endure more hardship. Taper did not do my seeds how I like. He put them everywhere and I would have to search far and wide. I decided not to bother and only ate the ones on my snuffle mat. I heard Busy Body give him the instructions. I think she is unwell and said she does not want to pass her nasty germs on to me. Well I am glad about that but Taper needs more training if you ask me.

 

[Member ID2]

Scottie here,
Orko, i don't know what these humans think we are. Wild animals who need to search for their food?

How would they like to go into a restaurant and have to search for their food which the waitress had placed on different tables?
Oh look, here's a roast pepper but where's my chicken wing, it must have flown off. Look, it's over there next to the rice.

Why can't they serve our food on a plate?
We are sophisticated and civilized members of the society and not something their cat has dragged in.
Big Nose doesn't like cats so i don't have to worry about that. Something to do with the garden. Apparently, the neighbour's cat can't read very well and ignores the ' keep off the grass' sign.

Orko, you could sit by your plate and stare them out like Pip does. Maybe Tapper will get the message.

I had to wake Big Nose up this morning by pushing these silly chews on the shelf about. I had to do it twice!!
She finally got up and gave me my treats but i was late for my nest.
Scandalous!

 

[RainbowBrite]

You are so right there Scottie. Busy Body puts my seeds in little piles about my home which I accept. I do not accept the way Tapper did it though. I do not know what a cat is. They sound stupid if they cannot read.

Pip is so good at training his slave but I have two idiots who cannot be trained.

You did really well to get Big Nose to give you treats. You are brave Scottie. I go to bed as soon as Busy Body is around. I do not want her to see me.

 

[Maz]

Auto response from Pip: “Please note I am currently away from my office having a vacation at home”.

Ie - Pip is not coming out since the clothes dryer was moved.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Pip you can always write to us from your burrow. That is what I do.

 

[Maz]

Zzzzzzz! Pip is being very antisocial right now ). I'll see if I can tempt him to comment on something later.

 

[Member ID2]

Rodney here,

Finley told me that he's on a stick out with Pip.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Finley, you are my brother and I need you. You are the only one who understands me!!!

 

[Zara]

Hi all, Hams here, it’s been a quiet few days for me as chatterbox has not been talking much in fact I’ve just been getting food and no stretchy leg time. I was so fed up with it I had to chew the front of the cage last night and then the big guy came and took me out...success! Any how’s, all was back to normal tonight. I’m lovin all your chats, you are all very funny. Sorry to hear you lost your nails Scottie, how wicked! hope your recovering ok with a few treats.

 

[Member ID2]

Hi Hams,

great to hear from you again!
You say that Chatterbox has not been talking much. Christmas came early in your house then. Had she lost her voice?

I wished Big Nose would lose her voice and mislay it never to be found again. She mislays everything else so why not her annoying baby voice.

You'd think that it can't get any worse than a baby voice but it can.

Whiskers sings!! He sings loudly to something he calls folk music and he sounds like his pants are way too tight.

I've run a marathon last night trying to de stress on my weel but it looks like i've mislayed my equilibrium. Can't find the blasted thing anywhere.

Scottie

 

[RainbowBrite]

Hello Hams. Have you been taking training tips from Pip? You are training the big guy to do want you want him to do.

Scottie, it must be really tough to relax with Whiskers singing. I would never come out of my burrows if Busy Body decided to sing!

 

[RainbowBrite]

Hello friends. As you know, Tapper is providing me with food and water. He just is not up to scratch. Last night he did not put my step under my water bottle. I like using the step as it helps me reach. (No I am not small! I just like the step). Well I thought I should take matters into my own hands and I tried to take the step into my burrow. It would not fit through the hole. On the upside he provided me with tofu but I wanted more.

 

[Maz]

Hi Scottie - Pip here. I quite like music - is the singing very loud or something? I wrote this earlier but fell asleep for a bit so only just posted it (says Pip).

 

[Maz]

Pip here. My human thinks I came out to see her after sulking for two weeks but she was wrong. I came out because it was nice and warm. She had forgotten to set the timer on the clothes dryer near my cage so it was on for 24 hours. I like being warm. She said - oh bother. But I think she knows now that she needs to turn it on earlier if she wants to see me.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Ah so this was part of your training programme? You are a genius Pip.