Funny things about humans-A thread for hamsters

RainbowBrite said:
I get called Munchkin too or hedgehog. You need to make up a name for that male human.
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I do have a name for the male human but it's too rude to repeat on here in front of the female hamsters and all the lovely hamster mum's 😉
 
Have you heard about a human called Jim? All humans know him and some go to him for help with exercise. I find this very confusing. How can they all know him and why cant they exercise without Jim. 🤔
 
What about Vera? I've heard them say Aloe Vera but she never says hello back 🙄 And Nora who always seems to be bloody. I hope she gets better soon as well as her friend Mary.
 
Just overheard my mum telling hubby there is a hamburger menu on here. I like sesame seeds on my buns 🐹🍔
 
Apparently, some humans take pictures of themselves known as 'selfies' and put them on the internet. Selfie? More like selfish! Inflicting that on poor innocent hamsters who may come across them.
 
Humans drink hot water! As that was not bad enough, they add beans or leaves to it. The beans smell horrible. Tapper drinks them.🤮
 
Do they dip cookies 🍪 in their tea ☕ My mum does They have chocolate and nuts in them. They sound and smell yummy not like the one you got given 🤮🤣
 
Raffy - apparently it's "Ease to her" at the moment. What does that mean? Doesn't she take it easy all the time anyway? It seems they get bigger treats than us this week-end for Easetoher as well. Shaped like giant eggs - very weird.
 
Does anybody know how many scent glands humans have? No matter how much I clean and tidy, I cannot get rid of Busy Bodies scent. :mad:
 
Raffy - far too many Orko - I can smell my human a mile off. Although I'm quite curious about how their feet smell.
 
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