Funny things about humans-A thread for hamsters

Some bits of them smell interesting... I had a sniff of hubby's ear and then a nibble. It didn't taste too good though 🐹👂🤮
 
🤔 Did you know there is a song about the night being ill called "Night Fever". Humans dance to it. Very strange. 🕺
 
These square light boxes do strange things to humans. Yours get paralysed and here it makes them tap their feet. Whiskers has one in his den that plays music. When he starts singing Big Nose tells him to shut the door.
 
I never get any peace here. Tapper put my breakfast in my home and I waited until he and Busy Body were talking outside the room to rush out and eat it. I knew I would not have enough time to finish so I only ate half my porridge. Later on I waited until Busy Body left the room. I do not know what she does but it sounds noisy and she often comes back with wet fur so I use this as an opportunity to come out and eat. Luckily they are unaware I have been out today.

Some hamsters are lucky enough to have their own room. :(
 
I hear some humans try to change their eyebrows. They cut some of the hair. They should feel privileged to have eyebrows!
 
There is a place humans hoard money called a bank. They do not seem to be smart enough to have many hoards but put all their money there and I found out that today the bank has gone on holiday and humans will not be able to get their money to buy seeds. Humans really are strange.
 
We all know that humans smell bad but when Tapper goes out in the evening to meet his friends, he smells even worse then usual. He seems to make himself smell bad my spraying something nasty on himself. I thought humans were meant to like their friends but this seems very cruel to make them suffer this way.
 
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