Funny things about humans-A thread for hamsters

[Member ID2]

Bernard: one of the humans here ate grapes and shouted "i found a Pip!"
What?! Pip's up North.

 

[Robert]

I sliced a cherry into eight tiny pieces. I removed the pit. Lets see if she likes it.

 

[Emx93]

Teddy here... I just got my first set of humans and I have to say they are ever so strange creatures. There seem to be two big ones and 3 little ones. I like the really little one she sat next to my new home yesterday and whispered that she loved me so much so I went over and gave her a little nose boop and she seemed to be having some sort of laughing fit afterwards- she was rolling around on a wooden floor doesn't she know that sand is much better to roll in?

 

[RainbowBrite]

Humans really confuse me. They often ask me if I am okay. No I am not okay, I am Sprite.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Sometimes one of the humans calls me Mr Sprite. I like that as it makes me feel distinguished.

 

[Maz]

Raffy: My humans are very rude sometimes. They stand talking to each other while I am jumping up and down in my cage to show I want to come out. And they just carry on talking. So rude. They make me wait until one of them has gone upstairs. And say something about putting trays on the stairs.

 

[Member ID2]

Eric: Raffy, why do your humans eat their supper sitting on the stairs with their trays?

 

[Maz]

Raffy: They don't - the trays are apparently a hamster Barry err. Who is Barry? That's what I'd like to know.

 

[Robert]

倉鼠 - 我喜歡我的輪子。美國人熱愛他們的汽車。 ("I like my Wheel. Americans love their cars.")

 

[Member ID2]

Well, Big Nose's son Big Mac said that he bought a new set of wheels. It looks like the Americans love their cars and the Scots love their wheels. Hmm, i'm a confused Lilly because i've never seen a human wheel.

 

[RainbowBrite]

I have had a horrible trick played on me. I begged for a treat this morning and the human picked me up and put me on my blanket only to offer me my seed mix! She said I had lots of treats yesterday and cannot have any today!

 

[Frida]

Albert: Sprite I've put a sad face reaction on your message. Hopefully that will be enough to make your mum feel guilty and give you extra treats

 

[Maz]

Raffy: I suggest you find the hidden stash of treats or beg to free roam where you can find human food on the floor sometimes - I found a cornflake the other day

 

[Member ID2]

Lilly: i'm with Albert on that one and put a sad face down too but was very tempted to show an angry face. This really is outrageous.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Well I did get a millet spray but that does not count. I am outraged too!

 

[Frida]

Albert: a millet spray!!! Is that it?
Calling all hamsters to a meeting. Lilly will be chairing the meeting and Eric will be giving cage destruction training.

 

[Robert]

Tsang Shu - Robert installed Flax Spray, Millet, Oat Spray, Wheat Spray and even Willow Sticks to chew. I haven't nibbled on these yet. I won't touch them. I enjoy frustrating my owner and surprising even the people on this website.

 

[RainbowBrite]

Hey everyone, I found a wonderful song! Looks like there is a human out there who understands what we want from a song. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do.

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[RainbowBrite]

Apparently, some humans lie down with cucumber slices on their eyes! As if this was not strange enough, they do not eat the cucumber afterwards!

 

[Frida]

Albert: what a waste of cucumber