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RainbowBrite
Sometimes the humans here have wet fur. Why would that be? 
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Lilly here.
Poor things must have fallen into their water bowls head first.
Poor things must have fallen into their water bowls head first.
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RainbowBrite
Humans just cannot be trusted! I thought Tapper was tolerable because he makes me porridge but I found out he has been calling me 'Porridge Boy' behind my back! 
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RainbowBrite
I really have seen it all now. Humans swallow metal! I was spying on Busy Body and saw she swallows 'Iron'. They really are a strange species.
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Lilly: i hope she'll never break a bone or she'll need welding!
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RainbowBrite
Why do humans become so excited when they see us? Have they nothing better to spy on?
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Frida
Albert: I get confused if they put the big light on. I think the sun is out and go back to bed 
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Raffy - why does the tall human bang the back door before he goes to bed? (Which is why I usually wait till he's gone to bed before I come out but he was late and I was getting impatient). It makes me jump. I know the other human will hang around longer to let me stay up! I have her well managed.
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RainbowBrite
Apparently, humans keep their hoard in a 'kitchen'. If this is common knowledge, surely they will be robbed.
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Frida
I've seen them sharing their hoard on the sofa...
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RainbowBrite
Sharing! What an odd species.
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RainbowBrite
The humans here dont get into their food bowl to eat as I do. I think they need bigger bowls.
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Frida
I agree... What about the way they drink? I would never down a whole bottle like they do 
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RainbowBrite
Humans have big mouths and teeth but they are so lazy they use machines to cut grass.
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RainbowBrite
Why do humans say 'Good morning'? There is nothing good about the morning.
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Member ID2
Did you know that humans wash their bedding? Why would anybody want to get their nests wet?
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RainbowBrite
Humans have double standards. They do not like to be called round yet we get called things like 'snowball' and 'cotton ball'. Once Busy Body saw a pom pom on the floor and thought it was me. How insulting!
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Ha! I'm a victim of that. I am not a food bowl topper or a snowball just because i'm brilliant white, beautiful and well proportioned. Lilly
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Frida
One of the male humans here calls me Munchkin or Al. I refuse to respond. My name is Albert. My mum keeps pointing this out but he takes no notice 